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Cockblocked By Jesus
by Daniel Kroker

Talon likes a girl but can’t talk to her. Enter his father, Daniel, who recreates the story of a shallow, fast talking youth in the nineties that fell for the forbidden girl he couldn't be with, but must pursue.

Follow one teen's struggle to overcome bullies, boyfriends, angry exes, social obscurity, a complete lack of understanding of love and the opposite sex, as well as the growing divide between himself, home and a cockblocking Christian conscience.

Cockblocked by Jesus is an adult take on traditional teen romantic comedy that will make you laugh, and cry, as you root for the unlikely underdog. Recommended for adults, it is a story that is relatable by anyone who struggled with overbearing parents, religion or unpopularity, while giving an uncomfortably honest insight into the mechanics of the teen male mind.

Book Title: Cockblocked by Jesus

Author: Daniel Kroker

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Language: English

Publisher: MoshPit Publishing

Publication Date: 27 Oct 2014

Paperback: 221 pages

Item Weight: 11.7 ounces

Dimensions: 6 x 0.56 x 9 inches

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"An honest story of teenage love woes."

Angela Farley [Amazon review]

Cringed as much as I laughed! An honest story of teenage love woes.


"It really does feel like you're reading your best friends diary"

Ms Chelsey R Meighan [Amazon review]

I didn't know what to expect when I read this book, but I did find it a bit awkward and personal. It really does feel like you're reading your best friends diary. That's what I mean by awkward.

To me, it's a coming of age book. A sex talk between father and son, but not just sex, how to deal with relationships with the opposite sex, both platonic and otherwise. Upfront and extremely well written. You can nearly smell the teenage boy sweat and literally feel his angst. This came from the author's diaries and you really can see, in your mind's eye, a teenage boy, writing furiously, whilst hearing the music of the time blaring. I hope this isn't the last I hear from this author.


"A hilarious "Coming of Age" book about Aussie boys... A treat to read."

Scott Couzens [Amazon review]

I didn't know what to expect when I read this book, but I did find it a bit awkward and personal. It really does feel like you're reading your best friends diary. That's what I mean by awkward.

To me, it's a coming of age book. A sex talk between father and son, but not just sex, how to deal with relationships with the opposite sex, both platonic and otherwise. Upfront and extremely well written. You can nearly smell the teenage boy sweat and literally feel his angst. This came from the author's diaries and you really can see, in your mind's eye, a teenage boy, writing furiously, whilst hearing the music of the time blaring. I hope this isn't the last I hear from this author.


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About The Author

Daniel Kroker


Though coming from a home where English was the second language, Daniel wrote his first story at eight years of age. He couldn’t spell, was barely legible—but instantly fell in love with the idea of pouring heart and soul onto a page.

Daniel has an extensive background in non-fiction, creating learning material on behalf of ChalkPort Pty Ltd since 2001. He studied creative writing and poetry at the University of Queensland and currently lives atop a mountain in Queensland surrounded by ten acres of natural bush land, where his caffeine-fuelled cursing at a keyboard is tolerated by the world’s most supportive partner and two amazing sons.